Ewok's are Maneaters

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The first time we meet the Ewoks in the series, they capture Luke and the crew, and C3PO translates that basically their intent is they're going to eat them. This is before C3PO gets treated like a God and gets them to let his friends go.

…In the end scene in the movie, they've just defeated the Death Star, blew that son of a bitch sky high, and the Ewoks are having a feast.

…What exactly are the Ewoks eating? There is a xylophone made of storm trooper skulls and chest plates…and they're having a feast.

The Ewoks aren't celebrating the death of the Empire. They don't even understand anything about the socioeconomic structure of the galaxy outside of their little forest. They thought C3PO was a God, so clearly they are unaware of technology. Their celebration wasn't because of Freedom, it was because they just got the motherload of tender human flesh vittles.

That cute little Ewok plushie you had as a kid? You know the one. Wicket? Yeah, that little fucker eats people.

And, by extension, the entire main cast of Star Wars might be cannibalistic, too. I mean, I dunno. They're attending the banquet. Hopefully they had some fruit there, too, and some berries that the Ewok women scavenged from the forest. I'm really hoping Luke and the gang didn't try the veal.

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Kenzoe64's avatar
From now on when i watch return of the Jedi i'm going to think of that.
Who else what a Kentucky fired storm trooper? ^^